I really hope you've finished this game, 'cause there be a few spoilers on ye horizon.

Ahahaha, okay. This one'll take some 'splaining. First off, have you ever read uncyclopedia.org's KotOR article? If not, you should, because it's funny. Or it is at 3 in the morning. Well the first part here comes from that. They're definition of Atris KILLED me. The text is all "I am Atris, last historian of the Jedi" and "Sith Holicrons tell me to burn things" surrounding one wacked out Atris. Because I hate her. I also added some lyrics to "Funny Farm" because they fit so well. And my LSFExile is not pleased.

Next up, I've recently taken into account something I've been ignoring for a long time. There are probably two or three characters, aside from those returning from K1, that have more than one dimension, and even less that have more than two. So I created the Atton Rand doll. At the simple pull of a string, he utters such memorable phrases as....well, the things that it says. If you can't read my awful handwriting, download it or ask me for translations. Exile ponders this invention.

Thirdly, that damn pretty boy, the Disciple. Adorable little dolt that he is, he just seems to sparkle with goodness and barbie-doll hair flips the second you meet him. In the game, Atton tries to avoid recruiting the Disciple, for fear that the engenue blonde will steal away his woman. Well, I (as you can tell from my photo gallery) am a vain, vain chica. So I would reject him solely to stay the prettiest face on the ship.

Anyway, hope you like. I haven't even played this game in a few weeks...it could be a sign of the apocalypse....(I'm a little tired...pardon the silliness)